on one hand you have the hotties with large racks, toned bodies and nice tans. on the other hand you have fat es with bellies that stick out like water melons.. and also french canadian dudes in spandex. every year honest hard working men and women are put thru the ardous torture of having to look at some 160lb woman in a thong, strutting her stuff on the beach. its appalling. its gruesome, unethical and downright nasty. today i was walking back from work, minding my own bussiness, whistling "shook me all night long" when i saw a 160lb cow wearing tight spandex pants and a tube top that failed miserably in its vain attempt to cover that sack sticking out of her gut. not to mention the fact that she had a camel toe that was basically down to her ing knees. sausage down the hallway anyone? it was terrible, brothers! the pretentious meter on this one went thru the ing roof. i wish i coulda picked he
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Stuff: You have a tendency to wear tight-fitting pants. How do you hide those cumbersome panty lines? Steve: I wear a thong but I wear it reversed. I wear the full part around my derriere and I wear the thong actually cutting up between my testicles. I try to create a male camel toe. It's beautiful with a nice Armani suit. A male camel toe and an Armani suit - that, actually, is the new black.
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