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Arrange your pillows and blankets every night to make it look like you are asleep. As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin singing famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused. Ask your roommate if Bob, your invisible friend, can stay the night.
If s/he agrees, ask your roommate if s/he can turn down the music. Nothing is more annoying than a mime. Become a secret agent for a week. Eat every piece of paper after reading it. Accuse your roommate of stealing the secret plans to the world’s greatest battlestation. Carry a gun. Tell your roommate the same thing again after leaving and coming back into the room.
Begin to accumulate a used gum ball. Weigh it every day. Accuse your roommate of stealing gum. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along. Set up tournaments with other people in the building. If your roommate wants to bowl too, explain that s/he needs bowling shoes. Bring in potential "new" roommates from around campus.
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Local councilman Glenn Green said, “It’s getting to the point where these young men and women are just getting offensive with their underwear showing, the cracks between their buttocks showing…their g-strings showing. It’s hard to legislate morality; you can’t really do that. It just comes to a point of plain old bad taste and it’s just gotta stop.”
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g string bathing suits
1) The cute factor. First of all, with very few exceptions...most of the really adorable, "oh my god! That is the cutest swimsuit I have ever seen!" only come in smaller sizes. Once you get to about a size 12 (which incidentally, is the average size for a woman in America...but you’d never know that from watching TV or looking at magazine ads) the swimsuits start to look a little frumpy and the larger the size the more so. It’s as if the top designers with cute and trendy style ideas have a size line they won’t cross.
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